A Mundane Existance

Talking Cock About Singapore And Gaming

so today i was going w-t-f man to myself
i met this rare one of a kind bus driver
who actually stopped his bus to let me on
even after i missed the bloody stop
what's with SBS protocol,
that they don't allow people who came 2 seconds late to board?
i know everyone's like a time freak in our sunny little island
but giving those few precious seconds of your time wouldn't kill anyone right?
but no,
all these bus drivers (in general) are totally into their daily schedules
so say:
i have to get from location 'fuck' to location 'you' in 30 seconds
if i don't make that speed trip in that time frame
there goes my year-end bonus and promotion from service 2000 to service 7
that means i'll be ditched with all the crappy duties and long routes
that all those promoted bastards never get. -yawn
so i have to fuck all these people up by rushing off. gg to your jobs losers !


so like, you always see these hurried people rushing about
wait, aren't the commuters supposed to be the ones rushing?
hell no, i mean, they are the ones running after your bus after all ehhh.
fuckers.
i can't count the number of times i got jacked by such drivers
so i'll just use a cliche :
if i had a penny (which is approx worth 0.3 of our sg cents)
i'd be 20 SGD richer than i already am
that'd pay for a month of my subsidised bus fares.


so as i was saying,
i met this rare nice bloke who let me on
besides waving me inside like other nice blokes do,
he gave me advice


nice uncle bloke : so like, i'm not supposed to let you in you know.. SBS is super strict they record down what i do all the time so i might get scolded later on hahaha.


me : really? man, that would suck, thanks anyway man, sorry to trouble you


nice uncle bloke : ya, in Singapore, when you want to steal you have to look around first, because if you steal in front everyone they'll think you're a theif for life. But if you steal without anyone seeing you, it's ok right ? Same with this service, i'm not getting promoted because too many people see me let people like you on what


me : haha, ya that's true, i think you should be promoted for letting people on, best customer service you know ! I really hate those uncles who drive past you without stopping even though they see you running after their buses.


nice uncle bloke : ya what, all they want are promotions what. Feed their family and all that, i don't really care haha i'm working as a conductor for fun, my wife's quite power haha !


so i was like. man this guy rocks.
he's what i want to be when i grow up
marry a rich girl and do all sorts of lame jobs that i wanted to do when i was a kid
like being a fireman or a cement mixer guy at a construction site
now that would really rock
hahaha.
this kinda brought my thoughts back to my friend's views on our government
or 'gah-men' as well put by our all time favourite premier satirical political site :
www.talkingcock.com
who's exit link is such a great joke in itself
ha-ha-ha left to our favourite website of the year. Sorry, hor. (:


so my friend hates our government
a few choice quotes from him during our talks prior to the O-Levels are :


' Someone's gotta do something. But everyone is so fearful of the oligarchy that they don't dare '


' It sux not being able to have freedom of speech '


' And so much for our pledge to make Singapore a democratic society. '
' If they [gah-men] do that then they are going against what we recite daily. '


so what now, do we hate our government ?
do we Singaporeans really want a piece of the political pie ?
i think the truth is, we don't really care
i'd like to comment on the casino issues here,
but i'm afraid it's been too cliche fricassed
that there's hardly any room left to debate on this issue
my own opinion for what it's worth :
i don't care, because i'm not gaining from it's cash flow
isn't that what's on the mind of everyone
we're all selfish bastards, and if you disagree with this statement
you are either ; a liar, or a hippy spreading your love
this is Singapore ffs.


but hey, i'm not saying there aren't nice blokes in our country
i mean, look at that guy who bashed up the blind busker in Orchard
wasn't he such a great bollocking dude,
imagine whacking up a blind dude just 'cause he unknowingly got a prime spot
LOL. FFS. THAT WAS TOTALLY BULLSHIT.
i hope that guy burns and rots in jail.
moreover that guy who robbed 6 bucks off the blind busker #2
wow 6 dollars. that'd put you over for 1 meal
and that guy for a day's earnings. whatever for ?
is that 6 dollars so worth the jail time you're gonna get
is 6 dollars worth the kicks that you got from robbing a -blind- busker ?
roflmao you make me laugh my guts out
i wish i could laugh at you in your jail cell, but that'd just be too cruel of me
right? just as you were to the blind guy.


now, back to more mundane bitchings : online gaming
so like, in China, i hear, these teens are getting real addicted to gaming
so much so that the government has opened up a facility to rehab them
my dad came in today and showed me this article and asked me to read it
it's not saying that i play too much games online
but i occasionally indulge myself in a couple of WC3 officials or DotAs
just like every other male WC3 player in Singapore
just that parents always have to assume that when you log on, you play
not so. we all do different things online
so when a girl logs on does she head straight into a game?
if you just said no, why doesn't that apply to boys too.
hahaha. fuck society when they lapse into assumptions
one bad thing will break you of all the good things that you did
that's how our lives work. gg no re- when you mess up once


oh shit i've digressed so far, so back to the gaming issue in China :
we're seeing the rise of a man who styles himself as 'The Accidental Counsellor'
seems that Mr Tao H.K found his job as a counsellor for kids who can't control themselves
with their internet addiction going over the top, he comes in to save the day
well. good for him, making a quick buck over these losers
hey, i was once a loser like them
but i never needed counselling right ?
i used to find myself addicted to freaking Diablo II,
playing everyday to get my stupid items and levelling my meaningless character
but i decided one day : lol, that the hell am i doing
so i took all my shit and sold it on eBay before Blizzard banned people from doing so
guess what, i have $2,042.35 US sitting in my account, waiting to be picked up
just when i get my credit card man...
i didn't need a counsellor, i didn't need help
so why don't all these jokers dig themselves out and help themselves
well i guess people really do need help some times,


people such as Qiu Chengwei, 41.
Fourty-One years of age and still such a freaking n3rd.
h0w ub3r h4x0r 1ik3 wtF m4n y0uR'r3 s0 0ld 4lr34dy g33z.
he stabbed his online gaming friend for the delay in coughing up cash
for his uber-rare weapon that makes you super powerful on this game
... stabbing. i guess we need some kooks in this world now and then -
makes life exciting for all of us



stabbing had never been so stressful


well signing off now. spent too much time on the comp
i'm afraid i might go on a spree and stab some kermits to death tomorrow
-grins
will talk about our dearest deceased soon.
i promise not to be such an ass over him. (:

posted by Sheng @ 7:04 AM