A Mundane Existance

5 Best Songs of this Week

was just surfing around the web and decided to take a look at what's hot in P10 www.perfect10.com.sg. You can visit the one without the .sg when your parents aren't around.
looking at the list of bullshit that our favourite pop station has to offer, i discuss :


'best' songs according to level of inanity :


5. Shut Up - Simple Plan


Yet another whiny high pitched pop hit generated from our all time favourite singer Pierre Bouvier and 'the guys' from SP. After years of being barraged by an endless stream of cookie-cutter pop acts, our fair citizens of Singapore fail to see the necessity of change. Their music video shows the group busting up a dinner to make their presence felt. Holy shit, as if we didn't know they were attention seeking ADD inferior-complexed adolescents crying out for recognition. Yet another music degrading show of pseudo-angst and bed-ridden, overused cliches. Simple Plan should just Shut Up.


4. La La - Ashlee Simpson


Total Bullshit. With a capital B. This is a song squeezed in by Ashlee in a plea of telling the entire world how sexually deprived she is. I quote 'You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor. I'll be a french maid when i meet you at the door. I'm like an alley cat. Drink the milk up i want more. You make me wanna. You make me wanna scream ' if this isn't a plea for a desperate teenage girl to get laid i don't know what is. But i guess all teeny-bopper girls have to go through this disturbing phase of life- look what happened to Britney. Hell to this song; be it about masturbation, sex, or maybe even beastiality and possibly midget sex. This song still sucks and is the worst shit ever.


3. Unwritten - Natasha Beddingfield


Please refer to 'Britney Spears' on your local radio list. I've hated her work and everything she has done and i regret retaining her original album after a close friend gave it to me. Then along comes a Britney-wannabe in her attempt to make it big as David's little sis. I respect David, he's a good singer vocal wise and even battled a whole wad of bullshit in his career and what does his sister do? She goes on the bandwagon and rides the money train. Yeah i'm using cliches here because that's what she is : a cliche. Get over it please, the music that you do is old but most importantly, it's shit. The whining doesn't help either.


2. Rich Girls - Gwen Stefani Feat. Eve

Hell she was much better off being with No Doubt. This has to be one of the most sickening songs in the entire civilised world - everywhere I go be it work, gym or even on TV there's absolutely no way to escape from this horseshit. They play it at least 8 times in a time frame of 24 hours on MTV and spam it on the airwaves on Perfect 10. Omg you don't even need a terminal illness or good enough reason to commit suicide - hearing this pile of senseless crap is enough to make you pull the trigger on yourself. She should just stop screwing up our ear drums with her meaningless 'songs' and start working on something constructive, such as cancelling the production of further album copies and using the money to feed poor children in Africa. You're rich enough, bitch. You don't need the fame or the money.


1. I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte


i just wanna live, and i just want this GC song to die. Young and the Hopeless was fucking awesome. Personally i loved Thank You Mom and Day That I Die. Even their more marketed songs were palatable. But WTF was my only reaction when this whiny piece of shit came on air. Sure, violins are a nice addition to any rock act but get this straight : YOU AREN'T THE FIRST (please check the band Heritage, if you so happen to read this) so don't go hoping that the violin-ride will boost your popularity with the more adept music crowd. Sure, scamming youngsters fresh off the boat is the way to go. I bet my dog could whine higher than that.. if it could grab its balls the way their lead singer did when they sang this saddening song. If you're meant to be Gothic don't whine. It doesn't suit your image. Personally I don't give a shit about your image, because I'm fine with it. But leave the whining to the likes of J.Lo and her diva soriority sisters. Thanks.

posted by Sheng @ 9:40 PM