A Mundane Existance

Gurmit the Fucking Frog

being a 17 year old student entitles me the every right to get jacked by a teacher - at all times
wow i'm so fucking honoured.
their system stinks. their rules stink. some of their teachers stink.
i'm not bitching for the sake of purely whining about my predicament.
but about the whole idea of it all.
some teachers there make me FUCKING SICK.


so here i was minding my own damned business.. walking to the canteen with a couple of my friends, lets say EIGHT people.
and here comes this fucker lets call him GURMIT. he jacks me out of the entire fucking crowd.
why?


MAYBE it's because i'm a somewhat unqualified student. btw, that's a student who did not make the cut off mark for entry into the college, thus subjected to a series of gruelling form pushing and supervisor grilling in the heresaid institution.


MAYBE because i came from a secondary school he hates. Why? Because of a fucking personal vendetta he has promised to keep till the end of time and even as he rolls in his grave he still curses us while satan puts prongs up his whiny ass.


people like him make me sick. let me tell you what happened. publish it to the entire world.
his wife got nobbed by his former colleague named J (btw he's my new best friend)
and being rejected in the worst way he grows depressed, angry and dejected.
what a sad prick. he's black. his wife's chinese. how the fuck did they get married.
he's a self-absorbed fucking asshole who think's he's a new age metrosexual jock.
that's so fucking sick no wonder his wife played around behind his back.
BUT LOOK SIR it happened how fucking long ago. 3 words : GET OVER IT
omg. you make me sick clinging on to your sad past like that. just move on will you.
he hates students such as us because my seniors spread the golden news to the college
now he fucking hates all of us. wow that's just sad.
it was bound to get out sooner or later.


you're just finding a fucking avenue to release your pent up aggressions
why? because you're too sick to face your own rejections
get a life you bitch stop picking on us students
so what if they get 15,16,17 or even 20points just get a fucking life please.
points mean nothing. what the fuck are you so absorbed in that issue for ?
i seriously believe you scored something like 54 during your time
you know, when things such as 5x2=? was being tested for O'levels
you bastard, that's just another example of how sad you fucking are
another example of being unable to face your rejections
you aren't even half a man. hell you don't even dress like one
what the fuck's up with those tight shorts. so you think your fucking legs are damn sexy?
please reflect on yourself. you look ugly. i won't say you're even remotely handsome.
and you like to comment on our fucking looks? wow WTF?
people like you make me sick, gurmit.


when i think of gurmit i think of kermit the fucking frog
the one from muppets
always being chased around by that fat pig in that gay show
maybe your wife was like that
then she realised you were just a fucking retarded frog and ditched you
she probably went off to screw elmo, or heck, even the cookie monster smells better than you
fuck yourself. and fuck your life.
actually, your life's already fucked. but i just wanted you to know that :)



here's you not humping your wife but another Gurmit in the ass



and here's your fantasy of humping your idol J in the ass


you better thank the principal for being such a nice person
she lets you keep your backwater job looking out for things that don't concern you
they probably pay you 50 cents to jack off under your office table man
i'm totally disgusted at the way you handle things. arrowing certain unqualified people.
fuck. i almost called my friends in today.
you asshole you better thank God that my sis talked some sense into me
hell, i bet you'd be shivering under your office table, knee deep in your shit
when me and my friends storm your room and i'll find you and i'll let you meet my best friend
his name's Ben(t) and he's metal, he's long, he's strong and he can snap you in two.
you fucker. i hate your guts.
don't ever come into town. if not i'll be spitting on your spleen from the sidewalks
you sad-ass, go run off and pray to J's phallus - it deserves more credit than yours
your primary 5 cock in the body of a 30 year old- wtf i dont care?- man's body


now what you should do now is attend inner healing lessons
heal away that spoilt life of yours and then come to me
so i can fill it up all over again :)
have a nice day.. bastard .

posted by Sheng @ 4:54 AM