I Am Deeply Saddened That...
there's this big fuss over our dearest Pope John Paul II, bless his soul
everyone's gone into a mourning and weeping frenzy
isn't that sick. doesn't that make you sick ?
i won't even heisitate to contrast one man's death
to the thousands who die daily
from starvation, from disease and plague in third world countries
what the hell is wrong with the world.
sure he may be a big shot in life,
but doesn't Christianity teach that life is all equal
does that not imply that the deaths of say,
a young Sudanese child is equivilant to the death of the Pope?
sure he gets more recognition because he's so renowned
i won't say he hasn't done the world a great deal of good,
but this mass mourning.. makes me so sickened
after the death of every past Pope, a sacred ritual called conclave is held
this ritual is held in the Vatican to nominate one of the
preferiti to be the next Holy See
these chosen cardinals are selectively picked from the cream of the crop
cardinals who have not wavered in their line of duty to the catholic church
men who do not have skeletons in their closets
men who do not have any past griviences that would marr the name of the church
well.
so this cardinal #1 gets chosen
what happens to cardinals #2, #3 and #4 etc. ?
do they go discarded whilst each and everyone of them gets zero recognition?
to think they all had equal chances at Popedom.
i doubt the past
preferiti would be getting the same treatment
as John Paul II when they die.
would they ?
so a Pope is mourned because of the good he's done for the world.
what has he done?
did he get any Nobel Peace Prize?
that means when Bono dies people are gonna mourn even more for him?
that U2 singer has gotten his 2nd Nobel only recently.
but i bet you didn't know that
i mean, everyone knows the Pope
he's the big shot in the catholic church
everyone respects him right ?
and the square was filled with youths singing
' Hallelujah, he will rise again '
like w-t-f. John Paul was hardly Jesus
he's not gonna rise up anytime soon
although i'm sure this was sung in the best of heart,
it just goes to show that most people in this world don't think before speaking
or singing, for that matter
now Straits Times published a segment for letters written by our leaders
they express their grieviences for the late Pope
but i guess they never really knew him
i mean, i would express sadness for him (or is it Him, since we're so fond of capitalizations)
but grievience. that's only if i knew the guy
was PM Lee even catholic ?
i don't see the point of sincerity in those letters.
maybe a touch of teary condolences. but the fact is - no one really gives a shit
no one gives a shit about a dead man lying on his ornate tomb
no one gives a shit about a dead man who did a whole load of goodness while he was alive
sure, they all piss and moan about how he died
but no one really knew him personally, maybe except his chamberlain and his cardinals
but other than that,
why is everyone moaning their asses off over a man they hardly knew
they only knew him through his actions
so does this imply if i do good deeds, people will mourn for me later on?
i doubt so. so does that mean they're mourning only because he's the Pope?
i think that's a more plausible logical deduction. because he's the
Popei can't wait for conclave to end, so maybe then we all can look forward to a bright future
of another old man kicking his bucket so we all can repeat this cycle again
which won't be long, since only old men are holy enough to be picked as
preferitiso i'll just sit on my couch with a bag of chips (Ruffles are the way to go)
and a can of drink (Hell Yeah, Coke Light!)
and watch the next funeral from my comfortable position
and unless i know the next Pope, which sure as hell won't be my grandfather
or your grandfather, or the grandfather of anyone i'll know (hell, i won't care anyway)
you won't see me crying for that man
i'll just cross myself and say amen. -gg
Pope John Paul II asks for forgiveness for the sins of the Holy Roman Catholic Church throughout the ages. Note: The Catholic Church itself is sinless as is its founder Jesus. Only men can sin and these must personally ask for forgiveness. His action clearly is intended to discredit the true Church.
While it is ludicrous to apologize for the sins of another person, one may properly apologize for failing to publicly admonish public sinners –priest, bishop, pope– for sins against God and the members of His Church
are you sure? or is he just trying to beg his way into heaven ? hmm.
Sorry man, but it was cool while it lasted
The Pope was ranked top 100 on the world's sexiest man list, right after me.
Talking Cock About Singapore And Gaming
so today i was going w-t-f man to myself
i met this rare one of a kind bus driver
who actually stopped his bus to let me on
even after i missed the bloody stop
what's with SBS protocol,
that they don't allow people who came 2 seconds late to board?
i know everyone's like a time freak in our sunny little island
but giving those few precious seconds of your time wouldn't kill anyone right?
but no,
all these bus drivers (in general) are totally into their daily schedules
so say:
i have to get from location 'fuck' to location 'you' in 30 seconds
if i don't make that speed trip in that time frame
there goes my year-end bonus and promotion from service 2000 to service 7
that means i'll be ditched with all the crappy duties and long routes
that all those promoted bastards never get. -yawn
so i have to fuck all these people up by rushing off. gg to your jobs losers !
so like, you always see these hurried people rushing about
wait, aren't the commuters supposed to be the ones rushing?
hell no, i mean, they are the ones running after your bus after all ehhh.
fuckers.
i can't count the number of times i got jacked by such drivers
so i'll just use a cliche :
if i had a penny (which is approx worth 0.3 of our sg cents)
i'd be 20 SGD richer than i already am
that'd pay for a month of my subsidised bus fares.
so as i was saying,
i met this rare nice bloke who let me on
besides waving me inside like other nice blokes do,
he gave me advice
nice uncle bloke : so like, i'm not supposed to let you in you know.. SBS is super strict they record down what i do all the time so i might get scolded later on hahaha.
me : really? man, that would suck, thanks anyway man, sorry to trouble you
nice uncle bloke : ya, in Singapore, when you want to steal you have to look around first, because if you steal in front everyone they'll think you're a theif for life. But if you steal without anyone seeing you, it's ok right ? Same with this service, i'm not getting promoted because too many people see me let people like you on what
me : haha, ya that's true, i think you should be promoted for letting people on, best customer service you know ! I really hate those uncles who drive past you without stopping even though they see you running after their buses.
nice uncle bloke : ya what, all they want are promotions what. Feed their family and all that, i don't really care haha i'm working as a conductor for fun, my wife's quite power haha !
so i was like. man this guy rocks.
he's what i want to be when i grow up
marry a rich girl and do all sorts of lame jobs that i wanted to do when i was a kid
like being a fireman or a cement mixer guy at a construction site
now that would really rock
hahaha.
this kinda brought my thoughts back to my friend's views on our government
or 'gah-men' as well put by our all time favourite premier satirical political site :
www.talkingcock.comwho's exit link is such a great joke in itself
ha-ha-ha left to our favourite website of the year. Sorry, hor. (:
so my friend hates our government
a few choice quotes from him during our talks prior to the O-Levels are :
' Someone's gotta do something. But everyone is so fearful of the oligarchy that they don't dare '
' It sux not being able to have freedom of speech '
' And so much for our pledge to make Singapore a democratic society. '' If they [gah-men] do that then they are going against what we recite daily. '
so what now, do we hate our government ?
do we Singaporeans really want a piece of the political pie ?
i think the truth is, we don't really care
i'd like to comment on the casino issues here,
but i'm afraid it's been too cliche fricassed
that there's hardly any room left to debate on this issue
my own opinion for what it's worth :
i don't care, because i'm not gaining from it's cash flowisn't that what's on the mind of everyone
we're all selfish bastards, and if you disagree with this statement
you are either ; a liar, or a hippy spreading your love
this is Singapore ffs.
but hey, i'm not saying there aren't nice blokes in our country
i mean, look at that guy who bashed up the blind busker in Orchard
wasn't he such a great bollocking dude,
imagine whacking up a blind dude just 'cause he unknowingly got a prime spot
LOL. FFS. THAT WAS TOTALLY BULLSHIT.
i hope that guy burns and rots in jail.
moreover that guy who robbed 6 bucks off the blind busker #2
wow 6 dollars. that'd put you over for 1 meal
and that guy for a day's earnings. whatever for ?
is that 6 dollars so worth the jail time you're gonna get
is 6 dollars worth the kicks that you got from robbing a -blind- busker ?
roflmao you make me laugh my guts out
i wish i could laugh at you in your jail cell, but that'd just be too cruel of me
right? just as you were to the blind guy.
now, back to more mundane bitchings :
online gamingso like, in China, i hear, these teens are getting real addicted to gaming
so much so that the government has opened up a facility to rehab them
my dad came in today and showed me this article and asked me to read it
it's not saying that i play too much games online
but i occasionally indulge myself in a couple of WC3 officials or DotAs
just like every other male WC3 player in Singapore
just that parents always have to assume that when you log on, you play
not so. we all do different things online
so when a girl logs on does she head straight into a game?
if you just said no, why doesn't that apply to boys too.
hahaha. fuck society when they lapse into assumptions
one bad thing will break you of all the good things that you did
that's how our lives work. gg no re- when you mess up once
oh shit i've digressed so far, so back to the gaming issue in China :
we're seeing the rise of a man who styles himself as 'The Accidental Counsellor'
seems that Mr Tao H.K found his job as a counsellor for kids who can't control themselves
with their internet addiction going over the top, he comes in to save the day
well. good for him, making a quick buck over these losers
hey, i was once a loser like them
but i never needed counselling right ?
i used to find myself addicted to freaking Diablo II,
playing everyday to get my stupid items and levelling my meaningless character
but i decided one day : lol, that the hell am i doing
so i took all my shit and sold it on eBay before Blizzard banned people from doing so
guess what, i have $2,042.35 US sitting in my account, waiting to be picked up
just when i get my credit card man...
i didn't need a counsellor, i didn't need help
so why don't all these jokers dig themselves out and help themselves
well i guess people really do need help some times,
people such as Qiu Chengwei, 41.
Fourty-One years of age and still such a freaking n3rd.
h0w ub3r h4x0r 1ik3 wtF m4n y0uR'r3 s0 0ld 4lr34dy g33z.
he stabbed his online gaming friend for the delay in coughing up cash
for his uber-rare weapon that makes you super powerful on this game
... stabbing. i guess we need some kooks in this world now and then -
makes life exciting for all of us
stabbing had never been so stressfulwell signing off now. spent too much time on the comp
i'm afraid i might go on a spree and stab some
kermits to death tomorrow
-grins
will talk about our dearest deceased soon.
i promise not to be such an ass over him. (:
Cinema Ettiquette : A Forgotten Legacy
what can i say.. the title tells it all.
i'm fucking tired and irked at this absolutely annoying breed of
homosapien,
the wow-im-that-stereotyped-fucking-annoying-cinema-going-movie-goer.
people like that just get on my nerves
isn't it plain obvious. let me break the stereotype down.
no, not abolish its presence but rather, classify them : -
1. The Ringtone Spamming SonofaBitchBefore the actual movie begins, and right after the adverts, the understanding movie hosts place unobtrusive messages for users to switch off all handphones or pagers, or turn them to their silent modes. Yet throughout, the movie will no doubt be punctuated by dots and dashes of unfailingly annoying ringtones such as : Mexican Hat Dance, The Nokia Tune or even WTFBBQICOMPOSEDTHISONE. People like that send me the signals that they either cannot read visual imagery on the screen (so wtf why even bother watching a movie?) or they just don't fucking give a damn about the convenience of others. Most usually fall under category B. That just fucking sucks. There's no excuse for such anti-social behavior unless you were raised by wolves and buttfucked by your abusive dad since young. Then again, what would such people be doing civilised things such as movie-going. Pssht.
2. The Fucking Explainer/ExplaineeWhat can i say, people like that are just seriously pure dumb. Unless you don't understand English (there will be Chinese subtitles) or don't understand the foreign language of the film (in which case there will be English AND Chinese subtitles present) there should be no reason why you can't follow the unfolding of the movie's plot on your own. People like that commonly resort to asking the nearest available person on why: that girl is being haunted by that hairy (scary?) ghost ; why can't that fat guy get that beautiful girlfriend and best of all ; why are we out of popcorn? Can you get more? Because i'm hungry and i don't like watching romantic comedies hungry because it makes me scared. I watched Howl's Moving Castle it 's a perfect film, and i highly respect its director, Hayao Miyazaki. But my entire show was spoilt by this mother explaining to her kid wtf that scarecrow was doing, wtf that fire was doing and WTF the whole show was about. Bullshit. Thanks a lot i really needed that. Shut up and explain after the show next time man. Is that really hard to accomplish?
3. The Immature AdolescentDon't get me wrong i'm not against adolescents or anything. In fact, i'm one myself. But those really annoying ones such as young 10 year old kids, deprived teenagers or abused children tend to get awfully irritating at times. The 10 year old kids will be laughing at every mushy kiss-kiss scene that comes on in their retarded PG show; the deprived teenagers would either be throwing popcorn at the person in front of them i.e, me, or laughing loudly and making noises at that foreign actor's silly accent. Wow WTF that's just such great movie ettiquette. In fact, i see this not only in our beloved Singaporean kids, but foreign children as well, mainly American kids. The culprits are usually boys, acne-spotted children on the verge of pre-pubertic ecstacy have to release their pent up sexual deficiencies by hurling toasted bits of corn kernals at the people around them. When the receiving end looks up and sees them they just roll their eyes and look around. Wow, like we never knew it was you all along. Popcorn + Pimply kid = Asshole.
4. The Smooching CoupleNo i don't have anything against quiet smoochers that snuggle in their seats. In fact, they're pretty amusing to watch especially after turning on my nightvisioned digital camera. But it's those guys who love to kiss slobbily, loudly and energetically that really distract you. Have you seen two such people attempt to make out? It makes you want to groan and swear off the opposite sex for at least a month or so. Sickening. They'll touch each other and giggle at the stupid thing the guy/girl makes i.e slobbering over his date or accidentally bursting his partner's pimple. Then they'll start trying out all sorts of french kisses i.e the Canal Grande Sewage Kiss or the Baguette-in-your-Brain kiss. Bloody hell ! The very sight of them makes me want to La La on the ground. And that means puking.
Gurmit the Fucking Frog
being a 17 year old student entitles me the every right to get jacked by a teacher - at all times
wow i'm so fucking honoured.
their system stinks. their rules stink. some of their teachers stink.
i'm not bitching for the sake of purely whining about my predicament.
but about the whole idea of it all.
some teachers there make me FUCKING SICK.
so here i was minding my own damned business.. walking to the canteen with a couple of my friends, lets say EIGHT people.
and here comes this fucker lets call him GURMIT. he jacks me out of the entire fucking crowd.
why?
MAYBE it's because i'm a somewhat unqualified student. btw, that's a student who did not make the cut off mark for entry into the college, thus subjected to a series of gruelling form pushing and supervisor grilling in the heresaid institution.
MAYBE because i came from a secondary school he hates. Why? Because of a fucking personal vendetta he has promised to keep till the end of time and even as he rolls in his grave he still curses us while satan puts prongs up his whiny ass.
people like him make me sick. let me tell you what happened. publish it to the entire world.
his wife got nobbed by his former colleague named J (btw he's my new best friend)
and being rejected in the worst way he grows depressed, angry and dejected.
what a sad prick. he's black. his wife's chinese. how the fuck did they get married.
he's a self-absorbed fucking asshole who think's he's a new age metrosexual jock.
that's so fucking sick no wonder his wife played around behind his back.
BUT LOOK SIR it happened how fucking long ago. 3 words : GET OVER IT
omg. you make me sick clinging on to your sad past like that. just move on will you.
he hates students such as us because my seniors spread the golden news to the college
now he fucking hates all of us. wow that's just sad.
it was bound to get out sooner or later.
you're just finding a fucking avenue to release your pent up aggressions
why? because you're too sick to face your own rejections
get a life you bitch stop picking on us students
so what if they get 15,16,17 or even 20points just get a fucking life please.
points mean nothing. what the fuck are you so absorbed in that issue for ?
i seriously believe you scored something like 54 during your time
you know, when things such as 5x2=? was being tested for O'levels
you bastard, that's just another example of how sad you fucking are
another example of being unable to face your rejections
you aren't even half a man. hell you don't even dress like one
what the fuck's up with those tight shorts. so you think your fucking legs are damn sexy?
please reflect on yourself. you look ugly. i won't say you're even remotely handsome.
and you like to comment on our fucking looks? wow WTF?
people like you make me sick, gurmit.
when i think of gurmit i think of kermit the fucking frog
the one from muppets
always being chased around by that fat pig in that gay show
maybe your wife was like that
then she realised you were just a fucking retarded frog and ditched you
she probably went off to screw elmo, or heck, even the cookie monster smells better than you
fuck yourself. and fuck your life.
actually, your life's already fucked. but i just wanted you to know that :)
here's you not humping your wife but another Gurmit in the ass
and here's your fantasy of humping your idol J in the ass
you better thank the principal for being such a nice person
she lets you keep your backwater job looking out for things that don't concern you
they probably pay you 50 cents to jack off under your office table man
i'm totally disgusted at the way you handle things. arrowing certain unqualified people.
fuck. i almost called my friends in today.
you asshole you better thank God that my sis talked some sense into me
hell, i bet you'd be shivering under your office table, knee deep in your shit
when me and my friends storm your room and i'll find you and i'll let you meet my best friend
his name's Ben(t) and he's metal, he's long, he's strong and he can snap you in two.
you fucker. i hate your guts.
don't ever come into town. if not i'll be spitting on your spleen from the sidewalks
you sad-ass, go run off and pray to J's phallus - it deserves more credit than yours
your primary 5 cock in the body of a 30 year old- wtf i dont care?- man's body
now what you should do now is attend inner healing lessons
heal away that spoilt life of yours and then come to me
so i can fill it up all over again :)
have a nice day.. bastard .
5 Best Songs of this Week
was just surfing around the web and decided to take a look at what's hot in P10
www.perfect10.com.sg. You can visit the one without the .sg when your parents aren't around.
looking at the list of bullshit that our favourite pop station has to offer, i discuss :
'best' songs according to level of inanity :5. Shut Up - Simple PlanYet another whiny high pitched pop hit generated from our all time favourite singer Pierre Bouvier and 'the guys' from SP. After years of being barraged by an endless stream of cookie-cutter pop acts, our fair citizens of Singapore fail to see the necessity of change. Their music video shows the group busting up a dinner to make their presence felt. Holy shit, as if we didn't know they were attention seeking ADD inferior-complexed adolescents crying out for recognition. Yet another music degrading show of pseudo-angst and bed-ridden, overused cliches. Simple Plan should just Shut Up.
4. La La - Ashlee SimpsonTotal Bullshit. With a capital B. This is a song squeezed in by Ashlee in a plea of telling the entire world how sexually deprived she is. I quote
'You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor. I'll be a french maid when i meet you at the door. I'm like an alley cat. Drink the milk up i want more. You make me wanna. You make me wanna scream ' if this isn't a plea for a desperate teenage girl to get laid i don't know what is. But i guess all teeny-bopper girls have to go through this disturbing phase of life- look what happened to Britney. Hell to this song; be it about masturbation, sex, or maybe even beastiality and possibly midget sex. This song still sucks and is the worst shit ever.
3. Unwritten - Natasha BeddingfieldPlease refer to 'Britney Spears' on your local radio list. I've hated her work and everything she has done and i regret retaining her original album after a close friend gave it to me. Then along comes a Britney-wannabe in her attempt to make it big as David's little sis. I respect David, he's a good singer vocal wise and even battled a whole wad of bullshit in his career and what does his sister do? She goes on the bandwagon and rides the money train. Yeah i'm using cliches here because that's what she is : a cliche. Get over it please, the music that you do is old but most importantly, it's shit. The whining doesn't help either.
2. Rich Girls - Gwen Stefani Feat. EveHell she was much better off being with No Doubt. This has to be one of the most sickening songs in the entire civilised world - everywhere I go be it work, gym or even on TV there's absolutely no way to escape from this horseshit. They play it at least 8 times in a time frame of 24 hours on MTV and spam it on the airwaves on Perfect 10. Omg you don't even need a terminal illness or good enough reason to commit suicide - hearing this pile of senseless crap is enough to make you pull the trigger on yourself. She should just stop screwing up our ear drums with her meaningless 'songs' and start working on something constructive, such as cancelling the production of further album copies and using the money to feed poor children in Africa. You're rich enough, bitch. You don't need the fame or the money.
1. I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlottei just wanna live, and i just want this GC song to die. Young and the Hopeless was fucking awesome. Personally i loved Thank You Mom and Day That I Die. Even their more marketed songs were palatable. But WTF was my only reaction when this whiny piece of shit came on air. Sure, violins are a nice addition to any rock act but get this straight : YOU AREN'T THE FIRST
(please check the band Heritage, if you so happen to read this) so don't go hoping that the violin-ride will boost your popularity with the more adept music crowd. Sure, scamming youngsters fresh off the boat is the way to go. I bet my dog could whine higher than that.. if it could grab its balls the way their lead singer did when they sang this saddening song. If you're meant to be Gothic don't whine. It doesn't suit your image. Personally I don't give a shit about your image, because I'm fine with it. But leave the whining to the likes of J.Lo and her diva soriority sisters. Thanks.
